Arthur Chrandle

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Clan	Nosferatu
Covenant	Incomplete
City	Incomplete •
Player	Dave Bassin

Sire: Iago

Bloodline:

Notable Traits: Strong, Quick Witted, Has no fear speaking his mind

Titles: The Twat, Suga Daddy

Coteries/Societies:

Character Livejournal:

Information Known by Kindred Society

Lineage

Known Childer

Known Grand-childer

Rumors

• Arthur was dropped on his head as a baby. Often.
• Arthur is not as stupid as he acts
• Arthur still tries to drink tea with soy milk
• Arthur has a crush on Ella Black
• Arthur has a crush on Karly Finch
• Arthur has a crush on Britannia
• Arthur still has feelings for Carmela
• Arthur still has feelings for Eric Gruber
• Arthur has seen Karly Finch naked
• Arthur has seen Eric Gruber naked
• Arthur has seen you naked.
• Arthur likes to give girls dildos as Christmas presents
• Arthur hates Vampires
• Arthur likes annoying people
• Arthur is a remarkably effective hand to hand combatant
• Arthur is somehow in debt to Frankie/Ezekial, or is that the other way around?
• Arthur was sent to London by Ragman to attend "finishing school", as an alternative to decapitation.
• Arthur thinks the world is not flat, but it would make more scence if it was
• Arthur has something hard for your mouth!!!
• Arthur prefers to arrive in new cities naked.
• Arthur is a daddy's boy.

References

"Charles, if you see Mr Crandle carrying a large golden-buddha anywhere near the vicinity, I want you to drive away as fast as you can. I quite like this limousine and- STOP laughing Charles, I'm being serious!" -James Morrow, Ventrue of the First Estate.

"This parasite should have been euthanized at birth" Eric Gruber, Ventrue Ordo Dracul

"Arthur? Hah. The guy's a menace to the Masquerade, a calamity amongst Kindred, and good fun all round. I like the guy. I just don't want to be anywhere near him when he's got a Buddha. Oh, you HAVE to ask him to explain gay sex to you. It's hysterical. Oubliette's face is imprinted on my mind with this look of fuckin' horror. It's fantastic." Jay McKenna, Daeva of the Crones

"Oh, I love Arthur. He's awesome, and he's one of the few Kindred around here who's retained his humanity and genuinely cares about mortals. He's one of the few people I can count as an actual friend around here, and he's like the brother I never had as a mortal. A lot of Kindred don't like him, that's just because they can't be bothered to see that there's more to him than the image he portrays to other Kindred." Karly Finch, Mekhet Acolyte.

"The boy's got a good heart, a loud mouth and truly horrendous taste in trousers. If he starts waving a book on picking up women at you, run." Ash Quinn, Gangrel Nomad.

"Mine." - Ezekial Perkins

"Arthur's a gas, he's an instant mood elevator. They should package him up in little plastic bottles and sell him on late-night infomercials for an exorbitant fee. I do wish he'd touch his crotch less, though." - Lucinde De Béthune

"A fine goddamn student, who will one night soon get the opportunity to prove his fuckin' worth in the eyes of the Lord." - Bishop Caleb Somerset

Sound Tracks

Politically Correct

Vindicated, by Dashboard Confessional

OOC Information

Player: Dave Bassin

Location: England